I let my nephew practise his haircut skills on me. He is nine.
“He watched four videos and said he was 'basically certified.' I believed him because he had a spray bottle. I now have one long sideburn and a part that goes diagonal. The barber laughed for a full minute before quoting me $95. Please fund my return to society.”
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