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Fresh degeneracy

• I assembled a gaming chair with leftover screws and I sit slightly sideways now🛍️ Impulse Buys · @lumbar_regret · 21h ago The instructions had no words, only a sad little man. I finished with six screws to spare and full…
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• I tried to take a selfie with a goat and the goat took my phone📱 Dropped Phone · @dropped_it_in_there · 21h ago Petting zoo. Golden hour. Perfect shot lined up. The goat leaned in, grabbed my phone out of my hand and ran.…
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• I rented a paddleboard and paddled confidently in the wrong direction for two hours🤷 Other · @wave_goblin · 21h ago The rental place closed at five. I came back at seven, from the opposite side of the lake, sunburnt and…
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• I filled a kiddie pool with hot water on my balcony and the landlord found out🏠 Rent (Again) · @soak_daddy · 21h ago It was supposed to be a budget hot tub. Forty kettles of water later, the balcony started to lean and the…
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• I sold my concert tickets to buy better concert tickets. Then the show sold out.🛒 Pure Wants · @front_row_or_nothing · 21h ago I had decent seats. I got greedy, sold them for upgrade money, and refreshed the page one minute too late.…
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• My game console overheated because I kept it in a blanket fort. On purpose.🛒 Pure Wants · @console_or_bust · 21h ago It looked cozy. I wanted it to feel loved. It made a smell like a burnt marshmallow and now it just blinks…
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• My buddy texted me a joke idea and I bought the website before he finished typing🤷 Other · @minthorn_was_right · 21h ago He said 'what if there was a site where people beg for doing dumb stuff' and I had already paid for the…
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• I bought a canoe at 2 AM. I live nowhere near water.🛍️ Impulse Buys · @3am_add_to_cart · 21h ago It was 40% off and the photo had a sunset in it. It arrived on a flatbed. It's in my driveway now and my…
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• I parked in the same "15 minutes only" spot for six weeks straight🅿️ Parking Tickets · @meter_maid_nemesis · 21h ago I genuinely believed it meant 15 minutes at a time and you could just keep coming back. City hall disagrees,…
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• I locked myself out of the house in my bathrobe to chase a raccoon.🔑 Locked Out · @locked_out_lou · 21h ago He took my bag of trash and I took it personally. Door clicked shut behind me. The raccoon got away and so…
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• I let my nephew practise his haircut skills on me. He is nine.💇 Bad Haircut · @bangs_regret · 21h ago He watched four videos and said he was 'basically certified.' I believed him because he had a spray bottle. I…
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• I quit my day job after one good open mic. It was my mom in the front row.🏠 Rent (Again) · @tight_five_tyler · 21h ago One Tuesday, eleven people laughed at my bit about canoe rentals. I gave two weeks' notice on Wednesday.…
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• My dog tore his leg🤷 Other · @Crazycanuck · 21h ago Verified human ✓It costs $6500 for TPLO surgery for the poor guy. His name is Max. He torched his leg running for his ball…
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