I quit my day job after one good open mic. It was my mom in the front row.
“One Tuesday, eleven people laughed at my bit about canoe rentals. I gave two weeks' notice on Wednesday. Turns out eight of the eleven were my family and the other three were waiting for the bathroom. I need $180 to cover the phone bill while I crawl back to the lumberyard and ask for my old job. I'll name a bit after you. It won't be a good bit.”
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