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- I filled a kiddie pool with hot water on my balcony and the landlord found out🏠 Rent (Again) · @soak_daddy · 1h ago It was supposed to be a budget hot tub. Forty kettles of water later, the balcony started to lean and the…
- I quit my day job after one good open mic. It was my mom in the front row.🏠 Rent (Again) · @tight_five_tyler · 1h ago One Tuesday, eleven people laughed at my bit about canoe rentals. I gave two weeks' notice on Wednesday.…
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👑 Top 20 Donors
The enablers. Ranked by what they say they gave (self-reported). ✅ = an admin saw a receipt for all of it.
- 1Big Gary G.👑 Big Grizzlyexample$420
- 2Couch Surfer Sue🤘 Chrome Pawexample$250
- 3Tip Jar Terry🤘 Chrome Pawexample$125
- 4Nacho Nancy🍯 Honey Potexample$60
- 5Loose Change Lou🍯 Honey Potexample$25
🙏 Top Beggars
The shameless. Ranked by what they say they've received (self-reported).
- 1Canoe Carl👑 Grand Moocherexample$310
- 2Bangs McGee🎸 Silver Tongueexample$180
- 3Goat Phone Gina🎸 Silver Tongueexample$95
- 4Stumpy Steve🛋️ Couch Royaltyexample$40
- 5Open Mic Mo🛋️ Couch Royaltyexample$15